The Dead Rebels have acquired Martin Perez from the Legion of Goons for the 2nd waiver priority.
The Dead Rebels have acquired J. Reddick, E. Andrus and a 6th round draft pick from the Phantom Brigade for Carlos Quentin, T. Cahill, J. Guzman.
When asked why he would trade away such a promising young pitcher in Trevor Cahill, Dead Rebels owner and General Manager, Dead Rebel screamed “He is over Ca-Hill!!!!”
U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D has acquired Wes Welker from the Warbringers for QB Kevin Kolb
I wish I could listen to this advice. For everyone else who actually made their Fantasy Playoffs…fucking lucky bastards, you can go to Walmart.
Bleacherreport.com: 4 Keys To Winning Your Fantasy Playoffs.
The Hebrew Nationals have acquired Francisco Liriano from the Fightin’ Rauls for John Lamb and Casey Kelly. Lamb and Kelly were sent straight to A Slew of Young Men where they will be watched and added to the 25 man roster within 3 days of being activated like the Ramrod Rules state 🙂
WTF is up. Maintenance, Malarkey. … BJ, I see your post. I have to agree. I didn’t make a stink because yes, Gomez followed the rules that are posted. I am not trying to get Britton back, however, I think there needs to be a change. Perhaps requiring a response from the owner of an RMA player before he can be acquired by another team. Correct me if I’m wrong please but I believe a player on Adam’s team came up earlier this year and he gave a verbal or some other form of confirmation to another owner that he had no intention of adding said player to the active roster, thus relinquishing ownership of said player. Something along those lines might be a more just method if it can be policed. Shit happens. People go on vacation. People move. People don’t have full access to the Internet for more than three days at a time. I traded for Britton and BJ drafted for Vizcaino (I believe) and neither of us intentionally let them go. Probably just sounds like whinning but an adjustment to the policy could be in order if the league can agree on something…
The Hebrew Nationals and The Kosher Nostra have agreed to a RAPE. The Hebrew Nationals have sent Cole Hamels, Nolan Arenado, and a 1st rd. pick for Julio Teheran, Shelby Miller, Brett Lawrie, and 2nd and 3rd picks.
The Virtuous Pagans have acquired CF Drew Stubbs from the Dead Rebels for 2B Brandon Philips.
When Stubbs and Phillips were asked about the trade, they together replied “I thought we were on the same team already?” while scratching each others head.