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2011 R.D.L. Baseball

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Martin Perez…Traded…

The Dead Rebels have acquired Martin Perez from the Legion of Goons for the 2nd waiver priority.

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You J. Reddick Right!!! That Guy looks Like T. Cahill!!!!

The  Dead Rebels have acquired J. Reddick,  E. Andrus  and a 6th round draft pick from the Phantom Brigade for Carlos Quentin, T. Cahill, J. Guzman.

When asked why he would trade away such a promising young pitcher in Trevor Cahill, Dead Rebels owner and General Manager, Dead Rebel screamed “He is over Ca-Hill!!!!”

Drew Stubb’ed Up His Game!!

The Virtuous Pagans have acquired CF Drew Stubbs from the Dead Rebels for 2B Brandon Philips.

When Stubbs and Phillips were asked about the trade, they together replied “I thought we were on the same team already?” while scratching each others head.

Ubaldo And Rasmus have A Plane To Catch, But Don’t Forget To Load The Cargo!

The Hebrew Nationals and the Legion of Goons have come to an agreement. The Goons shall receive Ubaldo Jimenez, Colby Rasmus, and a 2nd round pick in exchange for Carlos Gonzalez and Zach Wheeler.

Fallen Angels Become Dead Rebels

The Dead Rebels have traded Jair Jurrjens to the Renegade Posse for Howie Kendrick and a 3rd Round R.M.A. Draft pick.  
In a corresponding move, the Dead Rebels then acquired Dan Haren from the Phantom Brigade for Jason Kipnis, two 1st round and one 3rd round R.M.A. draft picks.

When asked about his recent flurry of moves, Owner/Manager of the Dead Rebels, Dr. Dead Rebel replied “Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyways.’

Beckham Gets Kipnis’d To The Curb

The Dead Rebels have traded Gordon Beckham to the Hegemon Hardballers for a 2nd round 2012 R.M.A. Draft pick.

After being acquired as one of the key pieces in last years  Ryan Braun trade with the Kosher Nostra. Beckham floundered for a little more than a season with the Dead Rebels, and became expendable with the recent call-up of Jason Kipnis.

Beckham seemed excited about the change of scenery, “I hope I’m like Chase Utley one day.”

Dr. Roy Halladay’s Diagnosis: the Dead are Rebels.

The Dead Rebels have acquired Roy Halladay and Alexi Ramirez from the Fight’n Rauls in exchange for Troy Tulowitski and Francisco Liriano.  The Dead Rebels also acquire the Fight’n Rauls 1sr round R.M.A. pick.

Phantom Brigade Acquire M. Prado

The Phantom Brigade have acquired M. Prado and B. Gardener ffrom the Dead Rebels for M. Bourn.

The Dead Rebels Have Acquired The State Farm Guy

The Dead Rebels have acquired RF the guy from the State Farm commercials (Carlos Quentin) and a 1st & 3rd round draft pick from the Phantom Brigade for CF Michael Bourne and SP Jaime Garcia.

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Fu-Philin My Texual Tensions

The Hebrew Nationals Acquire Mark Teixeira, Max Scherzer, John Lamb and the 2nd and 4th round picks from the Legion of Goons. In return The Goons receive Phil Hughes, Jesus Montero, Manny Machado, Martin Perez and 2 first round picks (legion of goons and kosher nostra).

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