The Stonecutters and Fightin’ Rauls have swapped Orioles outfielders, Nick Markakis and Adam, Jones. Nobody cares.
Breaking News!!! The Stonecutters acquire Prince Fielder and Scott Kazmir for Jon Lester and Joey Votto.
The Legion of Goons get Ricky Romero and Stephen Strasburg
The Legion of Goons Receive Mark Teixeira for Johan Santana and Jair Jurrjens
The Nose Clams Recieve: Alcides Escobar, Josh Vitters, and Chris Carter
The Malicious McCrackens and The Stonecutters have made a trade. The Malicious McCrackens receive Josh Beckett, Cole Hamels, and Jorge De La Rosa. The Stonecutters receive Clayton Kershaw.