Dead Rebels

Martin Perez…Traded…

Posted by Dead Rebel ⋅ August 26, 2011 ⋅ Leave a comment

The Dead Rebels have acquired Martin Perez from the Legion of Goons for the 2nd waiver priority.

You J. Reddick Right!!! That Guy looks Like T. Cahill!!!!

Posted by Dead Rebel ⋅ August 24, 2011 ⋅ Leave a comment

The Dead Rebels have acquired J. Reddick, E. Andrus and a 6th round draft pick from the Phantom Brigade for Carlos Quentin, T. Cahill, J. Guzman.

When asked why he would trade away such a promising young pitcher in Trevor Cahill, Dead Rebels owner and General Manager, Dead Rebel screamed “He is over Ca-Hill!!!!”

Drew Stubb’ed Up His Game!!

Posted by Dead Rebel ⋅ August 13, 2011 ⋅ 31 Comments

The Virtuous Pagans have acquired CF Drew Stubbs from the Dead Rebels for 2B Brandon Philips.

When Stubbs and Phillips were asked about the trade, they together replied “I thought we were on the same team already?” while scratching each others head.

Fallen Angels Become Dead Rebels

Posted by Dead Rebel ⋅ July 26, 2011 ⋅ Leave a comment

The Dead Rebels have traded Jair Jurrjens to the Renegade Posse for Howie Kendrick and a 3rd Round R.M.A. Draft pick.

In a corresponding move, the Dead Rebels then acquired Dan Haren from the Phantom Brigade for Jason Kipnis, two 1st round and one 3rd round R.M.A. draft picks.

When asked about his recent flurry of moves, Owner/Manager of the Dead Rebels, Dr. Dead Rebel replied “Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyways.’

Beckham Gets Kipnis’d To The Curb

Posted by Dead Rebel ⋅ July 23, 2011 ⋅ Leave a comment

The Dead Rebels have traded Gordon Beckham to the Hegemon Hardballers for a 2nd round 2012 R.M.A. Draft pick.

After being acquired as one of the key pieces in last years Ryan Braun trade with the Kosher Nostra. Beckham floundered for a little more than a season with the Dead Rebels, and became expendable with the recent call-up of Jason Kipnis.

Beckham seemed excited about the change of scenery, “I hope I’m like Chase Utley one day.”