The Dead Rebels have acquired Martin Perez from the Legion of Goons for the 2nd waiver priority.
The Dead Rebels have acquired J. Reddick, E. Andrus and a 6th round draft pick from the Phantom Brigade for Carlos Quentin, T. Cahill, J. Guzman.
When asked why he would trade away such a promising young pitcher in Trevor Cahill, Dead Rebels owner and General Manager, Dead Rebel screamed “He is over Ca-Hill!!!!”
After being acquired as one of the key pieces in last years Ryan Braun trade with the Kosher Nostra. Beckham floundered for a little more than a season with the Dead Rebels, and became expendable with the recent call-up of Jason Kipnis.
Beckham seemed excited about the change of scenery, “I hope I’m like Chase Utley one day.”
The Dead Rebels have acquired Roy Halladay and Alexi Ramirez from the Fight’n Rauls in exchange for Troy Tulowitski and Francisco Liriano. The Dead Rebels also acquire the Fight’n Rauls 1sr round R.M.A. pick.
The Phantom Brigade have acquired M. Prado and B. Gardener ffrom the Dead Rebels for M. Bourn.
The Dead Rebels have acquired RF the guy from the State Farm commercials (Carlos Quentin) and a 1st & 3rd round draft pick from the Phantom Brigade for CF Michael Bourne and SP Jaime Garcia.
– Ranking league pitching staffs
– Deep bench a luxury
– Moves still to be made if this team is going to compete for a championship.