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Martin Perez…Traded…

The Dead Rebels have acquired Martin Perez from the Legion of Goons for the 2nd waiver priority.


You J. Reddick Right!!! That Guy looks Like T. Cahill!!!!

The  Dead Rebels have acquired J. Reddick,  E. Andrus  and a 6th round draft pick from the Phantom Brigade for Carlos Quentin, T. Cahill, J. Guzman.

When asked why he would trade away such a promising young pitcher in Trevor Cahill, Dead Rebels owner and General Manager, Dead Rebel screamed “He is over Ca-Hill!!!!”

Drew Stubb’ed Up His Game!!

The Virtuous Pagans have acquired CF Drew Stubbs from the Dead Rebels for 2B Brandon Philips.

When Stubbs and Phillips were asked about the trade, they together replied “I thought we were on the same team already?” while scratching each others head.

The Dead Rebels Have Acquired The State Farm Guy

The Dead Rebels have acquired RF the guy from the State Farm commercials (Carlos Quentin) and a 1st & 3rd round draft pick from the Phantom Brigade for CF Michael Bourne and SP Jaime Garcia.


Nelson Cruz Traded to The Dead Rebels

The Devil Company acquired Nelson Cruz for Johan Santana from The Phantom Brigade.

Does anyone still use this thing? Markakis for Jones

The Stonecutters and Fightin’ Rauls have swapped Orioles outfielders, Nick Markakis and Adam, Jones. Nobody cares.

A Prince Among Thieves

Breaking News!!! The Stonecutters acquire Prince Fielder and Scott Kazmir for Jon Lester and Joey Votto.


The Legion of Goons get Ricky Romero and Stephen Strasburg

The Seasoned Rookies get Justin Morneau and Rick Porcello

The Legion Of Goons Acquire Mark Teixeira

The Legion of Goons Receive Mark Teixeira for Johan Santana and Jair Jurrjens

Yet another trade alert

The Stonecutters and The Fightin’ Rauls have swapped Chad Billingsley and Torii Hunter.