The Dead Rebels have acquired Martin Perez from the Legion of Goons for the 2nd waiver priority.
The Dead Rebels have acquired J. Reddick, E. Andrus and a 6th round draft pick from the Phantom Brigade for Carlos Quentin, T. Cahill, J. Guzman.
When asked why he would trade away such a promising young pitcher in Trevor Cahill, Dead Rebels owner and General Manager, Dead Rebel screamed “He is over Ca-Hill!!!!”
The Dead Rebels have acquired RF the guy from the State Farm commercials (Carlos Quentin) and a 1st & 3rd round draft pick from the Phantom Brigade for CF Michael Bourne and SP Jaime Garcia.
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The Stonecutters and Fightin’ Rauls have swapped Orioles outfielders, Nick Markakis and Adam, Jones. Nobody cares.
Breaking News!!! The Stonecutters acquire Prince Fielder and Scott Kazmir for Jon Lester and Joey Votto.
The Legion of Goons get Ricky Romero and Stephen Strasburg
The Legion of Goons Receive Mark Teixeira for Johan Santana and Jair Jurrjens